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Click here to watch Jason Jones and Aasif Mandvi discuss this segment in The Daily Show Correspondent Spotlight: Behind the Spotlight.
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site
i wish i wasn’t black so my life would be worth something in this country
looking at your notes after an exam
i fucked up
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Acting is just one of Stephen Colbert’s hidden talents.
do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life
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